Who hates garlic presses and why
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
A couple of months ago, Chow’s “Gear” columnist Louisa Chu began her solid review of garlic presses with this announcement: “There are two kinds of cooks in the world: those who use garlic presses, and those who denounce them as useless gadgets.”
While anti-garlic press rhetoric has been fashionable for some time, the haters fall into more than just the “useless gadget” camp. Here are four vocal groups we’ve noticed:
Who: Anti-unitaskers
Chief complaint: A garlic press is a unitasker, a kitchen tool that does only one thing. A tool that does only one thing is a waste of money and takes up space that could be used to store tools that do more than one thing.
Spokesperson: Alton Brown
Money quote: “Don’t go there. You don’t want that. That thing is a one-trick pony, okay? If you’re going to hang with me, you’re going to have to learn how to appreciate multitaskers.”
Who: Extreme economizers
Chief complaint: The garlic press promotes general wastefulness by leaving a little bit of the clove unpressed. Those little bits of garlic add up. Plus, a garlic press is difficult to clean.
Spokesperson: Martha Stewart
Money quote: “A press is meant to be a convenience, but in addition to being wasteful — some of the clove is always trapped inside — it doesn’t save much time.”
Who: Supertasting flavor geeks
Chief complaint: The flavor of pressed garlic is, depending on the denouncer, either “too aggressive” or “lost entirely.” Both sides like to delve into the chemistry involved — “cell walls” and “volatile oils” and so on.
Spokesperson: No single voice, but the spiritual guide is kitchen scientist Harold McGee
Money quote: “The pungent nature of garlic is carried by the oils within it, which happen to have a rather low vapor pressure, but fairly high dissolution and absorption rates, hence why they can be easily emitted from the garlic (which obviously has high concentrations) and doesn’t really come out of anything else.”
Who: Kitchen purists
Chief complaint: The liquidy pulp that garlic presses produce is a lesser form of garlic, one that “completely disrespects food” (as one commenter wrote in response to one of Brys’ posts on garlic). This camp likes to invoke the supremacy of “knife skills.”
Spokesperson: Anthony Bourdain
Money quote: “I don’t know what that junk is that squeezes out of the end of those things, but it ain’t garlic.”
Actually though, it is garlic, and sometimes putting it through a press makes perfect sense. (See How to mince garlic.) While it’s not the solution to all your garlic needs, the garlic press is definitely not the “abomination” Bourdain and others say it is.
We think Chow commenter CestMoi nailed it in response to more anti-garlic press rhetoric:
You know, sometimes all I want when I get home after a loooong day at work is a bowl of pasta with garlic and olive oil.
And you know what else?
To get that bowl, I’m certainly not going to pull out my knife and my chopping board.
I’m going to grab my rolly thingy, pop a clove of garlic in it, rub the skin off and then put that clove of garlic in the press and smoosh it out into my bowl, then I’m going to pop the warm pasta on top of it, season with salt & pepper and a healthy glug of olive oil, and then I’m going to sit on my a** and make raspberry noises at the TV chefs that think they’re too good for the humble garlic press.
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